At least two reasons not to teach my daughter Spanish

Me to waiter: “Y para la nina, leche. Pero cuando venga la comida.”
Maria: “But, I would like my milk now.”

Waiter to me: “Quiere leche blanca o de chocolate?”
Me to waiter: “Blanca, por favor.”
Maria: “They have chocolate milk? I want chocolate milk!”

I used to be able to get away with a lot.
Now, not so much.